Sex in public has never been a kink of mine, but I understand the appeal. But this is still way messed up.
Short version: Border Patrol agents Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello went to see Cirque du Soleil at the Del Mar Fairgrounds near San Diego. Alcohol-fueled PDA led to Kallie going down on Gerald. Audience members asked them to stop. They didn’t stop. Here’s the kicker:
[One witness] said two children turned around and also saw the couple in the compromising position. The male agent gave one of the children a high-five as this was happening, the witness said.
Here’s another kicker:
After the performance, as the crowd was exiting, Helwig allegedly punched one of the complaining patrons in the face.
When it comes to public sex, there’s a not-so-fine line between kinky fun and being an asshole. These two are assholes.
UPDATE: Turns out my headline is mistaken — Helwig and Torello were not arrested, they were cited for battery (her) and public intoxication (him).

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