2013 sexy calendar review

If you’re like me and still have a 2012 calendar on the wall, check out some 2013 calendars. Sexy fundraising calendars are all the rage, and some are actually pretty sexy and clever. We’re mostly skipping the obvious babe and hunk calendars, because (a) they’re boring and (b) there are plenty of sites that cover the babe/hunk beats better than we do.

Cycle Passion 2013

Seven of the pro peleton’s sexiest female athletes, photographed by Daniel Geiger.


Lindner 2013

Polish casket maker Lindner has done four annual calendars promoting their product line. The 2012 edition featured relatively tame pinup models posing with caskets, but the 2013 version ramps up the shock value with nudity and freaky art photo-collages.


Warwick Rowing Team 2013: Brokeback Boathouse

The Warwick men’s rowing team has done naked calendars for four years running. This year the Warwick women’s rowing team joined the fun.



Other calendar outfits are following the dual male and female editions strategy. Naked Farmers and the sexy-but-not-naked Travel Bloggers both doubled up on 2013 calendars.

Firefighters of Everywhere 2013

The hunky firefighter calendar is a genre unto itself, so much that this fire service blog ranks the top ten male firefighter calendars of the year. Obvious or not, we dig firemen. And firewomen. This photo comes from the NYC Firefighters calendar.


Ladies of Manure 2013

The Fertile Earth Foundation puts out these calendars to promote composting. “For those of you who don’t know what composting is, it’s basically turning organic waste into rich fertile soil. Organic waste is stuff like kitchen scraps, newspaper, yard trimmings, manure, even your very own poop!” Decide for yourself if this is sexy or not.


The Walking Dead 2013 Zombie Bikini Calendar

I’m not sure if you can buy a hang-on-the-wall version of this anywhere, but here’s a free PDF download. io9 thinks it’s “misogynistic”. I don’t get that, but it doesn’t exactly work for me either.


Acting Outlaws 2013

Here’s a much better choice for SF geeks: Acting Outlaws are Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck!) and Tricia Helfer (Number Six!), who posed separately and together for this charity calendar. The autographed copies appear to be long gone, but unautographed copies are in stock.


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