I could not resist clicking on the link to this Daily Mail story promising photographs of Britney Spears “baring her bottom as she suffers a Marylin Monroe moment at son’s soccer match”.
The bottom-baring in question is barely noticeable, and the linker’s claim that Britney was “going commando” is entirely unsubstantiated.
Nonetheless, the whole thing made me nostalgic for the time when Britney Spears was incredibly sexy. Does anyone else remember that? I didn’t just imagine that, did I?