Sex in Home Depot Shed

Once upon a time I, along with an adventurous playmate, was a devotee of sex in semi-public places. Part of the fun was picking unusual places, places we imagined no one else had thought of, places we would pass again in the future and nudge each other and share a secret smile.

So I can totally understand the appeal of having sex in a storage shed for sale in a Home Depot parking lot. On the other hand, there are few places less arousing than a storage shed in a Home Depot parking lot.

Let’s hope it was worth it, because this couple got busted and sentenced to a few weeks apiece in jail. Couple Convicted For Trysting In Home Depot Shed. The Smoking Gun has the story and police report.