Eel swims up penis at Chinese spa

September 20, 2011

I love a good spa treatment as much as the next metrosexual, but I’ll be staying away from the anguilline exfoliation. Zhang Nan, of Honghu, Hubei Province, recounted: “I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel [...]

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Qaddafi’s Shocking Love Den

September 13, 2011

The overthrow of Qaddafi was an interesting but not particularly dazeworthy news story. Fortunately, The Daily Beast found the sexy angle in its breathlessly headlined exposé of “Muammar Gaddafi’s Shocking University Love Den“. Check out the shocking love den photo: Is it just me, or have the standards for crazy dictator fuck pads fallen off [...]

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Weather Channel Hurricane Streaker

August 29, 2011

Hurricane Irene hit the east coast over the weekend, which sent cable news networks into 24-hour megastory mode. That included plenty of standard “weatherman shouting over the wind and rain” remotes. And on The Weather Channel, that included a streaker. Found at Boing Boing, which has rear-view and front-view screenshots and this zinger: “We’re in [...]

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Rihanna sex tape, rumor and denial

August 25, 2011

Hustler claims to have a Rihanna sex tape. A company press release quoted in a zillion gossip articles today reads, “Hustler [is] in possession of the Rihanna and J. Cole tape. We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.” Media Takeout also claims to have [...]

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Truck Nuts legal roundup

August 24, 2011

The legal battle over truck nuts, big fake plastic testicles that some folks hang from the back of their pickups, will climax on September 21. That’s when the jury trial begins for Virginia Tice, a 65-year-old resident of Bonneau, South Carolina, who got a $445 ticket for violating the state’s obscene bumper sticker law. The [...]

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World’s Sexiest Accents

August 24, 2011

The Lonely Planet took up a question dear to my heart recently: What is the world’s sexiest accent? There’s even a neat little graph ranking the top eight vote-getters, which include seven western European countries plus Australian. Among specialized tastes getting one vote apiece: Newfoundland (oh yeah), North Korean and Scottish-Jamaican (never heard it, but [...]

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Bella-Edward-Caesar honeymoon footage

July 21, 2011

I’m a sucker for a good Google News headline/thumbnail mismatch gag. This appeared a few minutes ago: Comeback coming soon, maybe.

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Porno Samurai Killer – Steve Driver & Tom Dong DVD compilation

July 27, 2010

One thing I like about the porn industry (and there are plenty I don’t) is the sick sense of humor often on display. Everyone enjoys bad taste and taboo-flouting to some degree, and my “that’s not funny” boundary is way out there. But sometimes bad taste is just … in bad taste. Two months ago, [...]

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Abby Winters settles charges, leaves Australia

July 5, 2010

In June 2009, Australian police raided the offices of G Media, the company that runs Abby Winters and other pornsites. In December, authorities charged owner Garion Hall with 50+ counts of “making objectionable films for gain and possessing a commercial quantity of objectionable films”. Here’s the latest news: In June 2010, the company accepted a [...]

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Luther Campbell on sex in strip clubs

June 23, 2010

Luther Campbell, yeah that Luther Campbell from 2 Live Crew, has a regular column at the alt-weekly Miami New Times, where he “gets as nasty as he wants to be” with the full support of the editorial board. This week he writes about sex in strip club champagne rooms, which has become more common and [...]

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